If You Ain’t First You’re Last Funny Movie Men/Unisex Tank Top jobus rum I hear on the news

I hear on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City

Not to brag or anything but I don't even need alcohol to make bad decisions

Wait a minute

I could get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass

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